Write it down Kelly. The words that have come up a few hundred times encouraging me to chronicle the happenings in my life. Whether it be the crazy days of the music business or the more serious happenings of being stampeded by a herd of buffalo, drinking with a King and Queen, the coupling of peanut butter and Christian Louboutin heels or a Kennedy asking why the hell I was so happy...clearly annoying to her, and some were just chance happenings that were over the top crazy, but true.
While I have a million tales to tell and often do share, some more serious and personal than others, one thing is for sure, it’s birthed the beginning of a lot of writing. Stay tuned for some hilarity and some serious unabridged accounts of those experiences. They are reads that promise to keep you hooked...because you can't make this shit up.
Sophistication simplified; a pragmatic explanation of how we as people complicate
the simple things in life. Through experience and five years of living in Europe, I share
how by changing my relationship with money, objects, clutter, and people, I now live a
life of clarity and truth. I bring up the word truth, because it’s one of the most abused words in the English language not mention one of the biggest pills to swallow. UnFuck your life.
Contrary to the title, this is a recount of a gifted person's journey through life. The highs, the lows, their views of the world, their challenges and how perspective can be everything and nothing at all. It’s funny, it’s sad, it’s provocative. While parts will piss you off, it may also pose loopholes and have you questioning your own reasoning and existence.
This is the celebration of the journey, not the end result. It’s a very determined looked at the struggle of being present and remaining there through the laughs, the tears and the frustrations, all neatly wrapped in a way which explains the title.
A personal story of loving the laughs, the lies, and the sociopath
A creative person is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire
to beat others. - Ayn Rand