Forbes said I should put a snapshot of myself on this website to give potential business suitors a little glimpse of my interests, hobbies and accomplishments. This is good, eh? Here goes - I was in the music business for 11 years. I’m a voting member of the Grammy’s. I’ve also knocked someone's Grammy on the floor. I’ve met a King and a Queen - I’m also the arm model for the only known painting of Queen Maud of Norway. I know a guy name Oscar who is the fastest man in the world with no legs, I’ve also knocked someone's Oscar on the floor. I don't know anyone named Emmy, but I've knocked someone's Emmy on the floor. I love art. I’ve purchased it, auctioned it, sold it and broken it.
I worked for the Elvis Presley fan club, I’ve kissed a dolphin, hugged a giraffe and a buffalo laid on my sports car in the 90s. I love roller coasters and I’m afraid of heights. I like the theatre, love good food and I'm a great cook and I owned a proper cocktail bar in Oslo. I’m not as clumsy as it appears and I'm kind of shy. People tell me I should do stand-up comedy, but I don't think that's funny - I don't think I can be funny on command. I'm secretly a fan of Twinkies, Carly Simon and old Hollywood. The adult unabridged version of these happenings and more, are available upon request.
Having lived and worked in three countries, I've been told I'm a little bit cultured and a little bit rock 'n roll. Did I mention I've raised $25 million for charity?
Fun Lovin', Fundraisin', Funny Like Popcorn Poppin'!
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