Snapshot

Forbes believes people should put a snapshot of themselves on the internet to give potential suitors an idea of one’s interests, hobbies and accomplishments. Some people think it’s weird if you don’t do this, I think it’s weird if you do. Here's to being weird…

I was in the music business for 11 years, I’m a voting member of the Grammys, I’ve also dropped a Grammy on the floor. I know a guy name Oscar who was the fastest man in the world with no legs, yes the same one who murdered his girlfriend, I’ve also dropped an Oscar on the floor. I don’t know anyone named Emmy, but I dated an Emmy winner and dropped several Emmys on the floor. 

I've met a King and a Queen, I’m also the arm model for the only known painting of Queen Maud of Norway. I love art. I’ve purchased it, auctioned it, sold it and broken it. I’m not as clumsy as it seems. I've raised over $35 million for charity and I'm an unapologetic news junkie.

I worked for the Elvis Presley fan club and owned a proper cocktail bar in Scandinavia; my specialty, people falling in love with me whilst drinking my specialties.

People tell me I should do stand-up comedy or be on television because I'm funny, funny like popcorn popping; That doesn’t sound fun, I'm really shy. 

One of my most embarrassing moment in life was having a couple of songs published in my 20s. I walked into a super market one day and heard them playing, I had to leave the store. The next day, I went into another retail location, heard one of my songs, left again. Ummmm..... and from that point on, I kept my blackened crispy heart to myself.

I'm secretly a fan of Twinkies, Carly Simon, 70s Disco and old Hollywood. 

Having lived and worked in 7 major cities and three countries, I've been told I'm a little bit cultured and a little bit rock 'n roll. And yes, I'm chasing my dream job, and trying to get in contact with that person now.