Snapshot

Forbes believes people should put a snapshot of themselves on the internet to give potential suitors an idea of one’s interests, hobbies and accomplishments. Some people think it’s weird if you don’t do this, I think it’s weird if you do. Here's to being weird…

I was in the music business for 11 years, I’m a voting member of the Grammys, I’ve also dropped a Grammy on the floor. I know a guy name Oscar who was the fastest man in the world with no legs. Yes, it's the same one who murdered his girlfriend. I’ve also dropped an Oscar on the floor. I don’t know anyone named Emmy, but I dated an Emmy winner and dropped several Emmys on the floor. A herd of buffalo stampeded my car; they sure know how to ruin a party.

I've met a King and a Queen; I’m also the arm model for the only known painting of Queen Maud of Norway. I love art. I’ve purchased it, auctioned it, sold it and broken it. I’m not as clumsy as it seems. I've raised over $38 million for charity and I'm an unapologetic news junkie.

I worked for the Elvis Presley fan club and owned a proper cocktail bar in Europe; my specialty, people falling in love with me whilst drinking my specialties. People tell me I should do stand-up comedy or be on television because I'm funny, funny like popcorn popping; That doesn’t sound fun, I'm really shy. I'm secretly a fan of Twinkies, Carly Simon, 70s Disco and old Hollywood. 

Having lived and worked in 7 major cities and three countries, I've been told I'm a little bit cultured and a little bit rock 'n roll.